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Prompt: Explain this term.
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ReplyDeletePreferred: Don't know whether you have encountered a benevolent light elf or a dangerous and dissembling dark elf? Never fear, our state of the art EDNA technology will accurately discern the RPG alignment of your elf for only 50 gold. *Not responsible for any damages entailed while attempting to scan unwilling elves.
ReplyDeleteLiteral: Oh what a difference an 'S' makes?
The elves took the "S" from the self scan center at the grocery store as part of a nefarious plot to seize control of the checkout service industry.
ReplyDeleteObviously its the MRI wing of the hospital at the North Pole. Either that or airport security up there.
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